Derp Detour

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

(via the-bullet-theory)

porcelainportraits:

phone camera sucks big time

(via the-bullet-theory)

wtfnames:

thisshitfunny:

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

delete this website 

reading this shit gave me a headache

(via an0mn0mnym0us)

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(via fayzendgame)

(via punkplop)

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(via iwishiwasfictional)

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via iwishiwasfictional)

thefawnprincess:

thyartismordor:

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

this is fucking perfect holy fuck

Me right now

(via punkplop)