Derp Detour

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

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hi:

seeing your friends after they went out and had fun and “forgot” to invite you

image

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upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

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gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

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burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

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ellendegeneres:

I think his tie might be a little too tight.

thehouseisnotonfire:

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

Is this Chinatown in DC?

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