Derp Detour

Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)

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seaincense:

Me: bby your cigarette is so cold

GF: that me taphor

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dailypuns:

Did you guys hear how the scottish man died? 

He was kilt. 

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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clannyphantom:

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clannyphantom:

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

Fuck America.

im from canada but yeah fuck em i guess

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iwishiwasfictional:

i cant wait for the 24th of july because if someone asks me what im doing i can just say im busy 24/7

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